My Therapist Tee — Funny Gym Lifting Cotton Shirt

No couch. No co-pay. No "and how does that make you feel?" My therapist has plates and a barbell — and shows up every single time. Bad day at work? Squat it out. Anxious? Deadlift it. Angry? The bench press never asks why. This soft cotton tee is for the lifters who already figured out what actually fixes a bad week. Iron doesn't talk back, doesn't cancel last minute, and doesn't charge by the hour. Wear it to the gym, wear it on rest day, wear it anywhere people need to know exactly where your sanity comes from.